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Internet Crush

An Internet Crush is a crush that you have developed over the internet. You most likely have not seen this person in real life an have just chatted with them. Some places that people could develop an Internet Crush is Online games, Blogs,Forums, Chatrooms, ETC.
"I think I have an Internet Crush on that guy off youtube."
by CharmanderIsFire April 7, 2015
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Internet Brands

An internet company which buys up forums and then runs them into the ground with piss poor management and technology
Hey have you visited chevroletforum.com?

Why what's up?

Oh man Internet Brands did a software upgrade and screwed up the whole place. Everyone is pissed off!
by ForumDude October 29, 2008
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Internet Explorer

A browser that while popular, has many security holes. It also has poor support of today's standards, and has a dangerous feature called ActiveX that can be used to install programs harmful to computers.
Still using Internet Explorer? I suggest switching to a Mozilla-based browser, Opera, or another alternate browser.
by GastonRabbit July 11, 2004
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internet explorer 6

Short definition: dog crap sandwich

Long definition: The worst quality browser ever, this browser reeks of ass. Released on August 27th, 2001, it had little competition at first, and though it sucked, it (and other IE versions) gained a 95% market share around 2003. IE very nearly held a virtual monopoly by forcing it into every operating system, as well as the fact that in 2003 Netscape was long dead and Firefox had yet to be released, leaving just a few little known browsers. In 2004 Firefox rose up and started pissing on Internet Explorer 6's market share as people switched to the new, well engineered browser. By 2006 avid Internet users had switched to Firefox, and IE 6 was replaced by the slightly less crap Internet Explorer 7.

It was the most bug ridden Internet Explorer. Only a couple of years after IE7 superceded it, websites are dropping IE6 support. It had numerous security issues and had trouble displaying many web sites. One line of code can make it crash and anti-IE6 campaigns have been launched.
A pile of piss makes a better browser than Internet Explorer 6.
by hoyclan December 23, 2009
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Internet Boner

The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
by acontributer September 9, 2009
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Internet Machine

any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.
'I could not google it, because my internet machine broke down'.
by Jenn&Michelle2 November 8, 2009
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Internet Pathogen

In·ter·net Pa·tho·gen
n.

Anything based on the Internet that could be perceived to be the root cause of an Internet disorder.
You should try reading books to learn things instead of trying to Google everything; Google is an Internet pathogen and can lead to Google Amnesia.
by Echo Pryce January 15, 2010
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