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Haubenreiser Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill all of a woman's orifices with their meat and violently ejaculate their hot loads in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying that Haubenreiser Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 22, 2024
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Montana Hot Pocket

When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.
My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.
by summiebummie February 24, 2023
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Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.
Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"
by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021
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Trenton hot pocket

When a man wraps his Weiner in pork roll (not Taylor Ham), covers his partner’s vagina in sauce from a Delorenzo’s tomato pie and bangs her while eating a pint of Halo Farms ice cream
My wife thoroughly enjoyed her Trenton Hot Pocket. It’s the right thing to do, and the tasty way to do it!
by Dadocentury November 7, 2021
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Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.
“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”
by Slydog11 January 3, 2021
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Hot Pocket

When a woman has a hysterectomy and her uterus and crevice are removed, the vagina in essence leads to no where this becoming nothing more than a pocket. A hot pocket.
Lea had a hysterectomy, now her vagina is nothing more than a hot pocket
by In Law Hate May 9, 2018
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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with your sister in a thermal blanket.
When I was thirteen I had an Alabama hot pocket with Abigail while our parents were in the other room.
by Milo the Cow August 18, 2022
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