by limbo9 June 30, 2023

by thegoat 69 November 17, 2019

A poker style card game where males play at a card table, while the females perform oral sex on the male. The object of the game is the first female to create climax wins half the pot. The last male to reach climax wins the other half. The actual card game has nothing to do with winning.
Did you see how fast your friend's wife won the Carolina Hold 'Em game? It it was less than a minute.
by Dr. White Owl January 4, 2022

by IndigoRed August 29, 2007

For instance, if you were playing Call of Duty splitscreen with three other people on Team Deathmatch, and you were going into the enemy team's base, and you wanted cover, you would turn to your teammate and say, "Hold my ass". He would proceed to give you supporting fire.
Jake: "I'm going in through the rear. Hold my ass, and hold it tight."
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."
Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"
Callum: "Don't worry; your ass is safely in my hands."
Ben: "I'm gonna go pwn Jake, he's entering from the rear."
Andy: "Look out, Callum's holding his ass!!!!"
Ben: "HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!!!!! *gets pwned*"
by jakeequalsawesomeness February 11, 2010

by popular loner ¡ August 1, 2020
