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I was fucking this girl last night and she wanted to try the Roaring Helicopter. We did it and she ended up bruising her back.
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Get the golden helicopter mug.A signature move during a pole dancing routine. It begins with the performer climbing his/her way to the top of the pole with the ease and poise of a mighty gazelle. While slowly and gracefully lowering themselves to the stage, the performer sprays the audience with a glorious, spinning display of urine in the fashion of a Vietnam Era Huey.
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Jimmy loved to dazzle his audience with his infamous golden helicopter. He has a 20 foot range!!!
Jimmy loved to dazzle his audience with his infamous golden helicopter. He has a 20 foot range!!!
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