Boehme Handed

When you are using your roomates computer to watch porn and beat off, and your roomate walks in and catches you with your meat in your hands.

GUY1: Jeremy walked into his room last night and kyle was using his laptop to jerk off.
GUY2: Oh man Kyle got caught Boehme Handed

by poop monster August 30, 2006

Booty Handle

When a girl's butt is so high, that part of it leaks over the top of her pants.

Daaaaamn, look at that booty handle!

by Dephect March 2, 2006

Wet Handed

When a man is caught starring at a girls Boobs or ass. Almost reaching a point of wetting himself. Also considered "red Handed" just sexual.

Rick- Hey Joe What the hell are you doing?
Joe- what?...huh?...oh i was fazing out
Rick- You're looking at that blonds ass huh?
Joe- uh...no
Rick- Ahhh your caught wet handed

by Chance Mills February 7, 2009

squirrel handed

when one has a squirrel instead of a left hand
(see Kid's book-SBemail- Homestarrunner)

Gregor is a weird name

by *tweak* September 19, 2003

wet-handed

To be seen by another while(somewhat)naked and wet, as in
when you have to answer the door in a towel or less when
just coming out of the shower, or fresh from the throws
of particularly sultry passion.

"Dude, give me a minute to throw my gear on; you kind of
caught me wet-handed"

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

cock handler

one who handles to many cocks either gay men or a whore

hey dude i was so drunk i got with a cock handler.

i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler

by Trey/AAron December 16, 2008

handle your scandal

When someone is very high/drunk and they are being obvious about it, you tell them to "handle your scandal" as a way of telling them that they are attracting too much attention.

Guy 1: whhoooooaaaa man im SOOOO high!
Guy 2: Bro handle your scandal there is a cop right there!

by mcellis September 7, 2011