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hospital

Where sick people live and doctors work.
Jimmy's uncle with cancer lives at the hospital.
by Kristin and Kristen Company November 8, 2006
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Host Ended Game

The most common and annoying way for a game to end in the Call of Duty 4. An unfortunate result of laziness and negligence on the part of the game developers.
1. The next map was Broadcast, and I saw that 4 people had voted to skip. I knew that if one of those voters turned out to be the host, he would quit and end the game for everyone, like a little bitch. Sure enough, the game started and then it said "It's a Draw- Host Ended Game"

2. When John saw the countdown timer at the beginning of the game start at 11, he knew he was the host. So, as soon as his team was ahead, he quit so the game would end and he'd have a win on his record. John also does this as soon as he starts losing a game. John is an asshole.

3. (Inifinty Ward development team meeting)
dev1- Hey guys, how can we make sure that everyone has a shitty and frustrating experience whenever they sit down to play? The game is great, but we need to screw the customer somehow.

dev2- I have an idea! Let's make it so that one player is the "host", and if he decides to quit, then the game is over!

dev1- That is a fantastic idea! Way to think outside the box! You're getting a raise.

dev2- Thank you sir. It's nice that we are all uncreative lazy-asses who can't implement a simple workaround for this issue!
by trumble November 7, 2009
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hose down the horses

1(One) male engaging in intimate acts with 5(Five), or more, homosexual females in a raging sextuplet of passion.
Bill: "One second guys, I gotta hose down the horses"
Bob: "Score!"
Joe: "w00t"
by frenzical July 7, 2009
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Hosenschlange

Bitte lutschen Sie an meine Hosenschlange.
(Please suck on my trouser snake.)
by Dick Large January 30, 2012
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Hosing

A Canadian term for goofing off, being an idiot or loser.
Death to everyone is going to come, and it makes hosing much more fun " Bonnie Prince Billy
by PonyUp42303 September 7, 2017
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Hosepipe

When used properly, it is the correct term for a flexible tube or pipe that chiefly carries water from a rigid pipe connection. The actual term originated in Britain where it is used almost exclusively, and it is also used correctly in most Southern States of the USA. In most areas of the North Eastern USA, Garden hose is an acceptable term, which implies use only for a garden although seldom used solely for this purpose.

When, "Hosepipe" is used in urban slang, it is usually used derogatorily by a person from the Northern States of the USA, often while attempting a poorly portrayed Southern accent to imply some degree of unintelligent speak, I.e. trying to belittle the intended person or audience. Ironically, the actual use of this term in the fore mentioned manner has the opposite effect, thus by revealing the user's own insufficient intellect.

So be forewarned, if you use this term as Urban Slang to belittle a person or group of people, then it is suggested that you use it around your fellow group/crew of uneducated halfwits that will not be able to discern true intelligence from an unsubstantiated inflamed ego.
Yous Guys, today sawr a guy wearing overalls, irregardless that there aint no farms in the city. He probly just finished, "Drank'n from a Hosepipe" before he left the boonies.
by Mudminnow March 8, 2019
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Garden Hose

See that garden hose over there? Turn it on and shove it up your butt.
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 8, 2019
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