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verb: the act of fornication with no regard for the pleasure of the recipient. Usually accompanied by alcohol (see Jack Daniels hosing) and characterized by frenetic intensity.
I couldn't take staring at those jugs any longer. I took her back to my room and gave her a horrible hosing.
hosing by David Savino October 3, 2007
The action of posing like a Ho
Person: "Should I stick out my butt and my tongue for this picture?"
Friend: "That would be Hosing"
Hosing by Mikinyuu December 22, 2016
The man was hosing because he was in a rush.
Hosing by ChanceHasNoChance February 23, 2026

Hosing off the back porch 

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you
He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick
Hosing off the back porch by Huser February 3, 2007

Hosing out a garbage can 

Banging that skank was like hosing out a garbage can

Hosing out the outhouse 

The act of peeing in a butt.
Summer lost the bet to Jackie, so he is going to be hosing out the outhouse
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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