Ho-Fessional

A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.

To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.

The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.

Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?

Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.

by Eddie Domingez March 20, 2008

ho

'Gangsta' slang: one's own mother.

That bitch be my ho!!

by Arthur September 14, 2003

stanky ho

An unclean whore, slut or tramp.

Sally is a stanky ho. She hasn't showered in days, takes in more hoagie than the neighborhood deli, and failed the aids test twice.

by mikeg.com October 10, 2002

Cock Ho

An oblivious chick who thrives on cock.

like the chicks who double post on craiglist are Cock Ho's

by Chouda boy March 28, 2009

crack ho

Any person who puts out for KFC coupons

Trey is Tim's Crack ho.

by Timmy D. October 8, 2003

Ho Foods

How black people say Whole Foods, an upscale organic grocery store.

or a place where whores buy groceries.

Shalequa: Toenella, do you buy groceries at Ho Foods?

Toenella: Bitch, please! Look at my fat ass. Does it look like I eat organic flax butter?

by Poonstankqua June 26, 2009

crack ho

someone who has sex for money for drugs
(same as crack whore)

She's a skanky crack ho!

by Benito January 26, 2003