Ooey Gooey

1.) An attractive man that is so hot, he makes you feel the same as eating a ooey gooey hot out of the oven melty chocolate chip cookie.
2.) A man that is so attractive he makes you feel all hot and ooey gooey inside.

"Zac Efron is so sexy that he makes me feel ooey gooey inside."

by bae13a November 14, 2013

gooey coonie

a moment where the hairy taco cums

see hairy taco

I swear I had a gooey coonie when i saw his 14 inch long ding-a-ling!!!

by soonie coonie November 19, 2006

Goofy Grip

Male Masturbation Style

you grip the shaft of the penis from above with the thumb towards the body
the thumb must remain on top of the penis, effectively cupping it from above

I cannot use the goofy grip as Jason's face would pop into my head!

by gozorz January 19, 2009

Goofy Ass Ho

A jovial, warm hearted, oftentimes gregarious chap, who passionately engages in socially abnormal behavior with comedy and a twinge of foolishness, all while retaining a good social standing. Goofy Ass Ho's are typically known for losing articles of clothing during their many misadventures and in axtreme cases pieces of technology (cellphones, iPods, etc.)

Kate was such a goofy ass ho last night.

by PluffKittenProblems February 4, 2012

gooey greenback

The Gooey Greenback is a simple manuever, requiring only yourself, some ho, and a single dollar bill. Before you are about to nut on/in the girl, (acheive this any way that you like), take aim at her forehead. After nutting all over her face, then grab the one dollar bill and slap it on to her forehead. If done properly, the bill will stick on and stay there. This is the most degrading sexual act you can perform without the use of feces.

I gave that bitch her money back, in the form of a gooey greenback.

by C of K July 26, 2006

glory meal

When you take a McDonald's happy mean and cut a small or large hole in the bottom of it. Remove the food. Insert your cock up into it.

Let's go to McDonald's baby, I want to do the glory meal thing tonight.

by Rob Gg March 9, 2007

morning glory

Kickass song by Oasis about drugs; it has a mega solo in it.

What's the story, morning glory?

by vervegirl May 25, 2004