goofdouche

noun: one who acts completely and utterly retarded and pisses everybody off

Rob's obsession with quoting Christopher Walken and Tom Petty has his friends calling him a goofdouche.

by Los Olaz July 15, 2008

goofy dream

1. the type of dream you experience after you smoke a bunch of marijuana. 2. a nap between bowls.

stoner: dude, i just woke up from the craziest goofy dream. i was floating through an ocean of j-ello.

by $LN$ September 10, 2009

goofappy

goofy and happy at the same time

His dancing was beyond ridiculous, but he was so goofappy about it that everyone was laughing their heads off.

by SFNative June 2, 2010

Gooflection

To re-consider something...with the help of a google search.

I thought that Monkees song was about a train to Clarkston. Upon gooflection, I realized the train went to Clarksville.

by A. Finch November 17, 2011

Goofy Pluto

A weird incongruity. Derived from the fact that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs in the world of Disney characters, yet Goofy walks on two legs and talks, while Pluto barks, walks on all fours and is otherwise a non-anthropomorphized dog. Usage as explained by Tina Fey on NBC.com's "Ask Tina" video clip.

First guy: That new girl in accounting is so hot. But what's up with those big floppy clown shoes she's always wearing?

Second guy: Right? That's a Goofy Pluto, alright.

by rickbrunernyc May 2, 2012

goofbutts

Slang term for marijuana cigarettes (joints) dating back to at least the 1940s.

"Uncle Jim was in the Navy during World War II and he said they smoked joints onboard all the time. They called them 'goofbutts'."

by HairyMelvin October 9, 2014

Goofstick

A large stick, often waves in the air by teachers when a students says something stupid or pointless

"Why I ought to hit you with my goofstick!"

by Goofstickguy45 April 20, 2018