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goofy goober

When you licking da pussy but the girl tells you jokes during the licking
by bigpapa jules October 16, 2017
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Über Goober

Similar to Alpha Geek and uber geek, but specifically referring to someone who games excessively, or is focused on gaming, moreso even than other gamers around them. The person in a gaming circle who puts the most time and effort into the game or preparing for the game, regardless of whether or not they have a life outside it, although, that is usually true to carry the title as a compliment and not something more derogatory. Generally this refers more to people who play pen and paper RPGs or LARPs or miniatures rather than computer gamers.
You painted 257 miniatures in one night? Truly you are the Über Goober.
by I'm A Unicorn September 8, 2005
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goofy goober

1. a very exuberant and ditzy sex partner

2. to goob in a silly and and freaky way
"They are some goofy goobers"
by 1111 August 22, 2006
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goofy goober

An innoying song from the Sponge bob Square pants movie. also an under sea peanut that Sponge bob and Patrick admire.
by Sexymullatoboi September 3, 2005
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Sloober-goober

The soda and back wash mixture that is left in the rim of a soda can after a drink has been taken.
"Hey, can I get a sip of your soda?"...(GULP...GULP)."Thanks man!" ..."Dude! You left some sloober-goober in the rim, suck that shit up man!"
by larryarms December 14, 2006
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Poo Goober

A slang term which is defining an unusual event. In this event a male has anal intercourse with a woman or male. When this second partner goes to deficate at a later time, they realize that their fecal matter is covered in a layer of seminal fluid from the earlier session of intercourse.
Wow, that sex must have been crazy because I just pinched out a mighty poo goober!
by Jack Bradley March 24, 2010
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Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.
i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors
by Jimboli December 2, 2010
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