Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

garinn

a funny person that is fun to hang around <3

my friend is a garinn

by anonymous December 3, 2022

Garbin

An unstoppable force with the goal of protecting friends and raising oneself to higher level. This person will protect their friends at the cost of anything.

In my darkest times Garbin is always there for me.

by Sprybadger January 27, 2023

Garfield

A comic strip fat cat who eats lasagna and hates Mondays, and created by Jim Davis.

I have a vintage Garfield book.

by dfqovwfeabvefi March 3, 2023

Glarfing

Vomiting with a significant other as a bonding moment; not sexual in any way.

"Me and my girlfriend are so much closer after some glarfing."

by Pseudonuts March 21, 2023

Gargingo

The worst slur imaginable. It is like if the N slur and the F slur had violent sex in a dumpster, then did opium while pregnant to insure the baby was born going through withdrawal.

Gargingo!
Oh my god! Did you say "gargingo"?

by Max_Snorts_Wax April 30, 2023

Garfield

A really fat girl doing things she shouldn’t be.

God, look at that Garfield try and get into that lifted Jeep.

by Thecrimsonprick May 22, 2023