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grand slam

As with the other baseball references to the bases (first base, second base, and so on) the grand slam refers to having anal sex. Since it is one up from a home run (just vaginal sex), and doesn't usually happen quite as often.
Mike hit a grand slam with that chick when he boned her up the ass.
by Chris11 December 24, 2007
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Grand Rapids Steamer

The act of eating Steak & Shake, which will cause one to deficate. Take your dump in a plastic freezer bag and beat someone with it. You must make sure your specimen is still hot before beating your subject.
If that bitch doesn't shut her mouth, she's getting a Grand Rapids Steamer!
by Riggatoni January 19, 2011
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Grand Dad

A stupid meme of Vinesauce playing a Mario bootleg game called 7 Grand Dad. People found it funny when he screamed, "GRAND DAD", so people remixed it for some reason. The original video was actually posted 2 years before it became a meme but I'm just guessing that more people watched the video when it became a meme.
Person 1: Hey, what are you eating?
Person 2: Fruity Pebbles from the flinstones.
Person 1: GRAND DAD
by Stupid Definitions January 7, 2017
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Grand Dame

Pronounced like "grond dom."

Large woman prone to dramatic behaviors to draw attention to herself. Delights in pretending to be everyone's friend and profuse gossiper. Strives to know everything so she is gossip central. Overly elaborate in her compliments directly to you or about you to others as a trick of smoke and mirrors, distracting what she's really like.

Don't reveal too much to her because you could be next on her hit list. She is cunning and very good with words. Superior communication skills.

Loves to give advice and guidance to others, but chokes on her own hypocrisy when she cannot follow her own rules of conduct.
Jennifer considers herself to be the grand dame of the department.

Jennifer behaves like the grand dame of the office.
by The one named Anne August 19, 2011
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Grand Prix GTP

The usual compromise that is made when a husband (who wants a sports car) and a wife (who wants a grocery getter) buy a car together. It's a good looking car, and decently fast-certainly faster than 90% of the stuff she could have goaded you into buying if she loved you less-but contrary to what people will tell you, it will never outperform a pony car, and even a V6 Mustang will eat it for lunch.
I went and did a 15 on the drag strip in my Grand Prix GTP while I had 30 pounds worth of groceries in the car! Rock on!
by Blarney October 28, 2005
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Grand Rapids, MI

Also known as "Grand Crapids" or "Crap Rapids," a shitty city in West Michigan. The unemployment rate is 12% and the shopping centers and roads are PACKED 24/7. No one has a job yet everyone is buying stuff and crowding up the stores. The sky is gray 9 out of 12 months, the sun does not exist there in 9 mths, which makes you freezing, pale, and depressed. Full of ghetto people and bums who ask for money, and if you give them food they throw it back in your face, cuz you damn well they wanna buy some weed! Nothing to look at. There are no mountains - its flat as fuck. Burglaries and crime are rampant. Home of the Rodrick Dantzler killing spree. People do not know how to drive. The "beach" is not a beach. It is like a shitty, cold ass arctic icy body of water. And last but not least the vehicles look like they are just coming from a war zone in Iraq, or were used for practice in military bombing. There are no auto inspections and no one knows how to use a f@#king turn signal/directionals-which explains why every car looks like it came from a war zone because of accidents, or possibly being hit by IEDs (and no one has money to fix it, nor do the cops care if your car ain't safe to drive!) If you have lived somewhere else other than here, than you KNOW what I'm talking about...welcome to life in a third world country...
Hey, have you been to Grand Rapids, MI? Oh yeah, that shitty city in the US that is like Afghanistan!
by Zooky1 January 14, 2012
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Grand Ledge High School Boys

The boys at Grand Ledge are weird as hell.
The white boys act black

And the Black Boys act white

And the mixed boys act like both
by Honeymoney* October 10, 2017
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