Alabama goat rope 

When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.

Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.

Alabama goat rope by Terio Marin June 19, 2016

Gamble Goat 

To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.

Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.

"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat

Gamble Goat by THE GAMBLE GOAT October 7, 2019

Baby Goat 

Christopher Michael Jenkins

A smaller form of a “G.O.A.T” ( greatest of all time)

Christopher is a baby goat

Baby Goat by Apriilmaayy July 14, 2021

Rope The Goat

The act of packing up and and going home at the end of the day

Lets rope the goat

Rope The Goat by tjhop47 July 13, 2010

Muzzle the goat 

To give oral sex, The act of sucking ones penis

Romeo: I went on a date with Jess last night
AJ: oh yeah...did she Muzzle the Goat?
Romeo: Like a true champ!

Muzzle the goat by DJ Or Derb May 22, 2011

WGR - Wet Goat Rider 

A term that can be applied to anyone boring, and therefore not exhibiting behaviour likely to gain them admiration or respect from their closest friends. Can also mean someone who rides wet goats in the literal sense.

"Are you comin' out to play pool?"

"No, I'm not feeling it tonight"

"Don't be a WGR"

"What d'you call me?"

"A WGR - Wet Goat Rider"

"OK I'll come out"

WGR - Wet Goat Rider by asswipe17 March 12, 2013

whatever milks your goat

Another phrase for saying "whatever floats your boat" - or in other words "whatever works best" or "whatever pleases you".

"So Sean, what do you feel like doing tonight?"

"I dunno, whatever milks your goat man"

whatever milks your goat by JJJJJJJJJJW August 23, 2016