frog thoughts

When you have a thought so odd that it makes you seem frogish

Last night, I had frog thoughts that the world will end soon

by Vest23 May 16, 2018

Frog Tonguing

When kissing your partner you alternate sticking your tongues out into each other's mouths similar to a frog sticking it's tongue out!

Dude! I just had the hottest make out session ever! She totally started frog tonguing me!

by samtheengineer June 5, 2018

Frog eating toad

Someone who is stupid and annoying

Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad

by Oof.nope November 10, 2018

Frog's Knuckle

The crease of your pants, separating where the two balls are, stretching the sack like a frogs webbed foot.

I looked down at my boyfriends egregious frog's knuckle and told him he needs to go a size up because his nutsack was showing

by mattyctrapz December 27, 2018

Frog Swamp Facial

The act of taking a bath and farting in the tub with your loved one, in return splashing the water in their face.

My girlfriend was furious when i gave her that gnarly frog swamp facial

by Broffessor Brock September 8, 2019

Frog MC

#1 - MC's that are an embarrassment to the game. They waste the time, and energy of everyone and everything around them when they try to flow. If their is a good vibe/beat going, their flow thoroughly ruins it. People quickly leave the party, or area when a frog MC steps up on the mic.

#1.5 - MC's with a serial killer mentality, self-centered & narcissitic, but in a way that nobody wants to fuck with.

In the Doors song, Riders on the Storm, Jim Morrison says - there's a killer on the road, his brain is squirming like a toad. Frog MC's are not gangster in any way. They are wannabe G's/killas. They revel in absurdity, mental breakdowns, and making other people feel disgusted. They are the type who fantasize about killing people for sport, yet breakdown when called out on their evil smirk. The music dies the second they try to flow over it because they know they're worthless. Leading to long diatribes about how the world isn't big enough or "ready for them," and how if you don't like it they'll just kill you. But, because they are marks/busters they don't REALLY have the balls. Hence the reason they instead choose to kill the vibe every time.

And all I want, is the world to know my steez
These money hungry niggas is seven thirty
And got me stressed out like these frog emcees (Frog MC 's)

by Watever742 October 30, 2019

Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019