Freshman facial

When you get your head shoved in a mud puddle.

Josh: I saw that bastard Aiden making out with my girlfriend behind the bleachers.
Sam: She won't find him so handsome after we give him a freshman facial.

by redroadpunk August 22, 2022

freshman flu

A word for the sickness that spreads around for the first few months of a semester, caused by freshmen being taken from their isolated social-bubbles and being moved into dorms to live on top of each other.

A: “Aw man, I just moved into the dorms and now my neighbors and my roommate are all sick!”
B: “Sounds like the Freshman Flu’s going around again, better to just accept your fate.”

by That dude steve November 2, 2022

Freshman syndrome

The energy the freshmen in highschool have left over from middle school that still gives them excitement when going to class.
This is usually lost as the student loses all hope for happiness during their years of highschool.

"Hey, you see that new girl running through the halls to get to class?"
"Yeah, freshman syndrome, they'll figure it out eventually"

by TamaleBoi September 12, 2022

Freshman Wall

When a group of stupid 14 year olds forget how to walk in the middle of the doorway or hallway and block you from proceeding.

"Hey, why did you throw me down the stairs?!"
"Sorry, you were creating a Freshman Wall"

by S1Xcait September 14, 2022

freshmanic

Thought (or discourse reflecting such thought) so vapid it does not even approximate sophomoric thought,

His essay didn't even demonstrate a level of thinking that could be considered sophormoric--freshmanic would be a more apt descriptor.

by Travelingmankc March 22, 2023

Freshman Skip Day

Every year on April 14th seniors and juniors usually have a skip day well this time Freshman joins them.

Friend 1: oh wait it’s skip day at school?

Friend 2: Yes, it’s freshman skip day!

by Yourmom2008 April 13, 2023

freshman ditch day

don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school

“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆

by schooldays May 16, 2023