Forcefeeding the goose

Colloquial term for masturbation, developed in the wake of the controversy surrounding government bans on the serving of foie gras at restaurants. Animal rights activists have complained that geese are forcefed prior to preparation of the dish, whereas foie gras producers maintain that the geese are treated humanely and experience no discomfort.

Did you see the news story about how the Chicago City Council reversed the ban on serving fois gras?

No man, I was too busy "forcefeeding the goose" myself.

by Sean Christofer May 23, 2008

Forced sex

An act of forcing someone or something to have sex with you.

mary was walking down spooner street at night, it was cold and dark. Suddenly she was pushed to the ground. Having no idea what happened, she tried to get up but someone was holding her down, then the person started ripping her clothes off. His huge cock went in her cunt she screamed but then he put his boxers in her mouth. He pushed his cock so far up it hit her g wall, spraying cum, he pissed inside of her. He slapped her ass and left. Mary just had forced sex

by Sexy_girl_69 June 20, 2017

Air Force

The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)

CALL IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!

*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*

Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.

by USAF_falcon January 9, 2011

fwice

A common phrase used in giving directions, meaning 'to make a turn four times'

"Yo Jimmy, take a left Fwice."

by !Scippy January 20, 2004

Force Talk

When you are forced to make small talk. Usually happens when you run into someone you haven't seen in a long time. Neither of you actually cares about the answers to any of the questions you are asking each other.

Husband: "How was your day?"

Wife: "The usual, I actually ran into Jen from college at the supermarket and had to make some force talk"

by Teka2 March 26, 2009

fooce

To deteriorate into an unthinking mess, through drugs or otherwise, characterized by the inability to properly spell fuck.

Alternative spelling: fuce.

adv. I could totally tell Sam was fooced last night when I was talking to her on facebook and she said that she was fuced.

v. Dude, I'm foocing my fucing brains out man.

by Big McDickson February 10, 2010

force factor

A ripoff, you should feel like a dumbass if you bought this product.

Tim: I Got Force Factor to get me ripped without doing any work sitting on my fatass.

Jake: Thats some bullshit you bought, you have to work your fatass and eat right to lose weight.

by zar21 March 4, 2011