Too fruity for a flat white

Sort of like the idiom, you need to tone it down. In response to a weird sexual request or a statement that feisty suit the situation

During class
“You’re really sexy”
“That’s a bit too fruity for a flat white

by Peanutbutt 259 July 2, 2020

Flat ball

A toy that you can pressed into a frisbee, than after a random amount of time, turns into a ball.

Greatest invention ever.

'Oh man, my Flat ball is on the roof.'

"Don't worry, it'll roll off."

by LJG May 4, 2006

flat stanley

The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants.

I needed to check out his package, so I gave him a "flat stanley".

by Deedre March 17, 2005

flatchulated

(past tense)
to have passed gas, Farted, made a stinky,

Oppps, I just flatchulated

by daddyo' April 4, 2007

four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

Flat

Broke, You Have No Money

"Hey can i borrow 2 bucks for a slice of pizza?"
"Na Son Im Flat"

by Ericthemasta December 11, 2007

Flat Smacking

The method by which the mental equivalent of an STD is transferred from an dumb, impossibly deluded, scientifically illiterate crazy to another dumb person, thereby endowing them with those attributes. The first symptom, often experienced by the infected subject as a euphoric sense of revelation, caused by the disintegration of most of the prefrontal cortex, develops quickly into a persistent sense of superiority to others, and disdain for anyone that is not also infected. Narcissistic, know-it-all type dummies are especially susceptible to infection, because, as they are already inclined to believe that they are more "enlightened" the general population, the appeal of "secret, special knowledge" makes them susceptible to the conspiratorial nature of this mental pathogen. Insidiously, this particular tendency means that the infected usually ENJOY passing on the infection, as perceiving the "revelation" in others satisfies their inate Narcissism.
Unfortunately, their is no known cure for Flat-Earthism, though those of average and above intellect are less susceptible, & an effect inoculation exists, in the form of basic scientific education.

"When I'm not trolling Reddit for 13 year olds & frat guys that need a good Flat Smacking, I like to look at pictures of myself and masturbate. Everyone else is stupid & brain- washed."

by Johnny Bledo November 25, 2018