Flarmt

A flarmt is a flaming fart. Before you let one 'rip' you put a lit match somewhere around the rim of your butt. Then you try to catch it in a bottle once the fart becomes a flame. You can save the flarmt for later or you can smell/inhale it right away.

"Hey Tom"
"Sup Bill?"
"Not much"
"Cool, what do you want to do today?"
"I dont know, want to catch some flarmts?"
"Ya, I will go get a bottle"

by AlexTheClown47 March 14, 2010

Flargain

Someone who spends 90% of their time on sex lines and/or sexting with total strangers.

Omg that guy is such a flargain!

by Who let da dogs out? May 6, 2010

flart

The stench a plant gives off when it's dying, or the bad smell some plants give off, like Rafflesia, to attract pollinators. From FLower + fART.

I hate getting bouquet flowers---you can't keep 'em for long. After a few days, the whole house stinks from bouquet flart. Cut flowers don't have any roots, so you can't save 'em by putting 'em in a pot with soil!

by pentozali October 12, 2010

flare headed gutwrench

another name for a huge penis

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I went to work with my flare headed gutwrench

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

flargilty blarg

terrible , awful , dumb-stupid things .

also to do the sex

carl could not stand his mutton chops anymore ,stating that they were a bunch of flargilty blarg just before shaving them off

Karen wanted to flargilty blarg so we did and it was just ok .

by nairb nerraw August 29, 2011

flargannargan

the crap that you find in your milkshake/soda float from your local mr. softee truck

John: What is all this flargannargan in my ice cream?
Jake: I don't know man, thats disgusting!

by wasawillis October 3, 2011

Flarmbeyed

Punching someone in the face right before they take a bite out of a sandwich.

*Guy is about to take a bite out of a sandwich* *guy runs up and punches him in the face* "Dude you just got flarmbeyed!!!"

by Beloved Noodlebuster October 30, 2011