fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"

Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"

by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017

Fiddle your bean February

yooooooooooooooo special attention to the sack(fyb)

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”

by penis retard 69 April 20, 2018

Furdle

The act of blowing air during a rimjob in an attempt to make the receiving partner flatulate.

1. Ed: "After months of him begging, I finally let Ronny furdle me on the rimseat."
Dan: "That's dope! How was it?"
Ed: "Felt fucking amazing, but he got a little carried away and I sharted all over his face."

2: "NO furdling on taco Tuesday's!"

by Ron Rimmer December 9, 2017

fidleia

An onion

Whenever I cut Fidleias I cry

by DingleBerry33333333 December 10, 2017

fiddleforts

Same as schnickelfritz. Germanic origins. Usually used when speaking to a precocious young child. For example:

"Rowan! Your mother did NOT say you could stay up late tonight, you little fiddleforts! Don't be telling stories to your auntie silly girl or I think I just may have to tickle you!"

by Doglips415 January 16, 2018

Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

Fiddlerstick

A person who is randy after purchasing green juice or chocolate milk at Costco

Look at that randy fiddlerstick checking out is chocolate milk and green juice from Costco

by Nicker Bradshaw July 4, 2018