toilet frog

n. A piece of shit.
eg. That toilet frog kicked my ass.

Q: What does a toilet frog look like?
A: It's brown
Q: Where does the toilet frog come from?
A: The toilet

by eleventh samson December 18, 2005

frog in a blender

alcoholic beverage consisting of lucid (absinthe, NOT absente), jager, root beer and red bull. have fun, and your liver will write its congressman.

barkeep, one frog in a blender

by the great rusher of fools September 25, 2010

Frog Mouth

When your getting oral from a female
and you take your piece out real quick and her face will be stuck in a frog like manner

Frog Mouth paris hilton

by jmgs May 15, 2009

social frog

n. (1980's USA) Someone who bounces from clique to clique.

Unlike a social climber, whose intent is usually to work one's way "up" a social pecking order, a social frog is just trying to have as much fun as possible without getting attached to the cliques they jump into.

Differs from a social butterfly in that the social frog is less likely to be welcome.

I used to think Fred was cool b/c he was partying every Saturday night, until I realized he was just a social frog who didn't have any real friends.

by jevanyn September 1, 2009

step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

frog boy

the protecter of the kitty cave, and watcher of the dust bunnies.

kitty: FROG BOY GET BACK TO YOUR POST!

frog boy: DAMNIT! its my coffee break woman!

by kittyisnextdoor April 1, 2005

sail frog

(1) A frog or toad that has been run over on a highway, resulting in a dehydrated, absolutely flat corpse.

(2) An item of many creative uses, can be used as a frisbie, bookmark, mousepad, or for use in mailing prank letters.

Eww! 0.o

by Interstellarsurfer February 19, 2004