flude

A dumb ass that doesnt understand what to do when you them to. often used with the adjective "fuckin"

Steve: Go ask that bitch to go out with you!

Max: No. What if she says no?

Steve: Your a fuckin flude!

by non-flude guy November 2, 2008

Flunderwear

Flying underwear.

Campers: *throwing their underwear*
Camp Counselor: Hey guys, no flunderwear.
Campers: *giggling*

by SopranoRocker2010 July 1, 2011

"fludder"

SWE: Crappy Pharmaceutical Dope

-I got real high on my moms antihistamines
-Dude, you're doing to much "fludder"

by RebelApe May 16, 2006

flude

Slang term for the female genitalia...

"I'm seeing Sarah today"
"Dude! That girl has a NASTY flude!"

by ThatHouseGirl April 8, 2010

Bucaneer of Ejaculationary Fluids

More commonly refered to as Jizz Pirate, this is the name given to 'Jizz Pirates' on the black market, however to the law and most others Jizz Pirate is what they are known by.

It is possible that Jizz piracy is illegal so if you hear of it, remember: report it, don't support it!

See Jizz Pirate for more details.

Jack was nervous at first, with the penis at his mouth, however remembering his new position of bucaneer of ejaculationary fluids, he knew that this mans semen needed to be hijacked.

by DanteRhodesWatts February 21, 2009

flid

based on flidish actions i.e licking out a 72 year old or licking out gash. flids can also be know as saul.

"what saul you ate a 72 year old, you flid@

by endless8804 January 13, 2010

flidstick

Used as a common insult, related to the word flid. (The word flid originally comes from a baby with no arms or legs). Advancement of the word flid. This is a flid on a stick. Flidstick.

Not to be mistaken for Flidspics.

You're such a flidstick
Fecking flidstick
(random stranger falling over in street) 'FLIDSTICK' (observer)

by JonathonBruce March 20, 2007