Fiddle Faddle

An old game that little kids played instead of the incest

by larstait October 20, 2003

fiddler on the roof

The act of having intercourse with a whale's blow-hole.

I paid good money for this whale watch just so I could try out the fiddler on the roof position.

by fsch January 25, 2011

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

kidy fidaler

some one who loves kids in all the wrong ways

james carr, gary glitter

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Fidelis

A short term for a growth on your vagina which is in a shape of a penis.

My Fidelis is itching.

by ruhsheyall March 22, 2009

fiddle faddle

A problem that turns into a big mess

Transferring army units from one state to the other is a big fiddle faddle.

by zzp August 30, 2011

Fiddle sticks

The most white guy thing to ever be said if you hear a dad say this hes not a dad hes a virgin.

* Family eating dinner*
Dad: *drops fork* "awe fiddle sticks"
Family: Kys you virgin

by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022