Fetus Cletus

When a man overly obsesses with the stomach of a pregnant woman. This usually includes rubbing hand and face on her stomach, occasionally stopping to sniff.

Hey Amanda, why are you crying!

Your damn roommate keeps asking to feel up my unborn baby! He's a Fetus Cletus!

by The_Frozen_Unicycle November 20, 2013

Femis

A Femis is the female equivalent of a Penis. It exists when a male becomes a female and doesn't remove their Penis so it becomes a Feminine Penis shortened to Femis.

Its the only dick a straight man can suck without being gay.

"I met this transgender woman she was sexy as fuck and her Femis was bigger than my Penis. Man I loved that Femis it has good mouth feel."

by Anti-Blue Aktion February 15, 2019

fetus monger

an insult used against a child who is a mommas boy/daddy's girl and a big pussy
who cant defent themselves

"steven you little fetus monger! I hate your face!"

by Bud June 21, 2003

Femosexual

When a guy is dressed by his girlfriend/wife and appears to be Metrosexual, but he really doesn't care what he looks like... It's the boss that has the final say in his appearence.

Rich: Wow... Ryan is dressing really snappy these days. I think he is becoming a Metrosexual.

Jim: Nah... It's his girlfriend dressing him. He's just a Femosexual.

by Shnuggz23 July 6, 2011

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

Fetus Deletus

its abortian. also why the fuck are you looking up fetus deletus? get a life you dumb hoe. go play fortnite or something.

can I fetus deletus myself?

by TheTragicKiwi April 15, 2019

fetus factory

a woman who has constant sex, and produces many babies.

Person 1: Toni is such a fetus factory.

Person 2: I know. She has intercourse way too much!

by Ben Dover Now PleaseKayThanks March 10, 2009