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Old Faithful

The act of ejaculating semen on another's rectum then demanding that the person upon which ejaculation occurred must pass gas immediately. Ejaculator then looks at clock and says, "right on time."
Little Tim gave Sally the good ole' Old Faithful last night.
by bobbyz18 June 17, 2011
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Old Faithful

A sexual act. It is when you pour an entire bottle of lube into a girls ass. Then, upon the first thrust, the lube sprays out like a geyser.
"Whats all that lube for"

"Yellowstone, here we come, Old faithful, baby."
by AsevenX88 August 16, 2011
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Old Faithful

The act off nutting (ejaculating) inside someone's mouth while they are on their back then stomping on their stomach. Those wearing a Used Poncho can avoid the geyser's angry eruption.
My girlfriend took one in the mouth from me last night so I stomped on her stomach, thus completing the Old Faithful. Wish I would've had a used poncho on...
by Brettford January 7, 2013
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faith-baiting

1. To avoid responsibility for one's actions or deflect responsibility for another's actions by claiming religious persecution.

2. To advance a political agenda by claiming those opposed to it are engaging in religious persecution.
1. Joe Doe was fired from his popular reality show for engaging in inappropriate conduct with a staffer. Senator John Roe talks about his strong faith-based values and suggests Joe is being persecuted because of his faith, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.

2. Presidential candidate Robert Jones spoke at a rally stating that his constituents inability to impose their religious beliefs on others constituted the start of religious persecution, thereby engaging in faith-baiting.
by Head of the Maids' Union October 22, 2015
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Jessica Faith

An amazing, loyal,beautiful, compassionate,funny,intelligent,empathetic,kindhearted person.she is charming and extremely down to earth but still full of life.she is one of the guys and can sometimes be too honest.She is Weird but rare has a heart of gold;always putting others before herself and will do anything to make you smile and feel special. extremely easy to talk doesn’t judge and people easily find comfort in her company. She is a lover of animals and small children. She has a natural mesmerizing and alluring aura that has guys and girls falling for her but doesn’t believe she is as attractive as she is one of the most loyal and and honest friend or mate u could have
Jessica Faith is one off my favorite people
by Ktodydaman92 June 14, 2021
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faith-avertive

Don't speak to him about religion, he's faith-avertive
by tory borty December 31, 2012
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faith west

a big whore. such a slut, is a pornstar and will try to get with you man
omg faith west is such a whore, she should be a pornstar
by Gummyworms😂 April 19, 2020
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