alaskan express

the use of frozen male fecies as a dildo

hero-"so dude i was bangn this hot chick and i had an idea. we could freez of my dookies and she could stick it in her vagina and orgasm."
hiscoverer- "i belive thats called the alaskan express, i saw it on late-night history channel

by matman April 25, 2006

What's the Pony Express?

inter. Anything dealing with sex.

Lets write a report on the Pony Express, but not get you pregos

by shaqualooloo April 6, 2005

hot load express

when a man is deep inside a woman and he cums he squeezes his ass muscles together and cums deep inside her

man i screwed that chick last night and when she made me cum i gave her a hot load express

by donald mac dougall February 8, 2003

Hot Russler Express (HRE)

Simultaneously chugging a rum and coke while kicking ass at Halo

"Did you see Blake this weekend? He rode the Hot Russler Express (HRE) on Saturday night.

by shggar December 26, 2008

40 oz express

a tit, specifically the one who pounds the skins. 40 oz express is an absent minded professor of the kit, and lives constanly in the shadow of his counterpart and mentor, johnny alternative. Has been known to drink excessively and the term lorry was born during one of his drinking binges.

40: "have you seen my keys, I can't find them"
Johnny: "no, I haven't. where are you going?"
40: "I have to go to Fox's. I think I left my wallet in there, but I can't find my keys"
Johnny: "Ha Ha Ha. You lost your keys, now you can't go look for your lost wallet. what a dick"
40: "You better shut the fuck up, or I'm going to lorry you.

by Max Powers January 24, 2004

Express

gay naked dude

Person A: OMFG, don't look, that fag is about to strip naked

Person B: Are you serious? Why the hell would someone pull an Express in public?!

by before_lunch May 14, 2011

quantum express

Only the coolest and fastest shuttle at the University of Louisville.

AaHwhatin helly hell?

by Jonballz February 10, 2004