olde english

A type of malt liquor that tastes about as good as the ass of a natty light. Is perfect for those of us not members of the vanderbilt family b/c you can get fucked up for about 3-4$

yo, i aint gettin no corona or red stripe, do i look like a fucking vanderbilt? get me 4 old es im gettin shit housed tonight

by DD February 17, 2005

English Cum Crannie

An action in which you have sex during breakfast and you ejaculate into a nooks and crannies english muffin and your partner licks the english muffin

I wanna try a sexual action i learned on The Urban Dictionary its called The English Cum Crannie

by Twatbiscut July 1, 2016

English

The language this is written in

English is quite easy to learn! :D

by xxxman360 February 14, 2017

Engrish

The language someone speaks when the suck at English.

Engrish speak I do.

by Word_God November 7, 2018

English 101

English for noobs and the chinese

Person1: Did you take English 101?
Person2: sorri englis no gud i am a chinees

by kebabpenis69 October 20, 2019

English baby

The amorphous blob of mucus and saliva that is produced when you sniff a great glob of snot up into the back of your nose, down into your throat and spit it out. Named for its similarity in appearance to a smaller version of the bald, obese, middle-aged Englishmen that frequent the beaches of Benidorm.

Sometimes used tactically when a blocked nose sufferer doesn't have a tissue to hand

I've been really bunged up recently. I had to have an English baby getting off the bus.

*Sniff* *Cough* *Spit* Sorry guys, I got my English baby on your carpet

by Pappa Dizzle November 2, 2019

enguish

A word usually used as misspelling of the word English.

Used as a insult usually due to misspelling of the word.

“Hey, are you going to Enguish?” “Nah i'm going to English, not Enguish.”

by Used under the Mantle February 7, 2021