Erectionaut

One who explores an erection with great enthusiasm, ferocity, and wonder.

"My ex-girlfriend was such an erectionaut. Every time we were together, she explored my cock like an astronaut on a never-before-seen planet. Good thing she didn't stab a flag into it like Neil Armstrong did to the moon."

by JoeRogue December 19, 2013

Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

erect donkey hairs

when you spike up your pubes with hair gel to look like a mad scientist and you call your Johnson Dr. Jekyll

having erect donkey hairs is the best!

by bofa DEEZ February 23, 2015

Erection Selection

Erection Selection: When a gentleman presents a number of options with which to provide dick to a lady.

Doorman: Hey baby, want to see my erection selection I got for you?

Victoria: Why not, any bendy ones?

Doorman: You like dat baby...

by MrTheMeist May 11, 2016

...ereh drow yna epyt

It's the phrase Type any word here... that appears on the writing section but backwards. You're probably bored.

/:Try to decode this!
\:What?
/: "...ereh drow yna epyt"
\: Type any word here... from urban dictionary backwards. I think you're angry with the life.

by 05v4 April 5, 2017

Erectile Kissfunction

When you're so ready to go, you blow your load the moment you start kissing.

Guy 1: "How'd your date with that girl go?"
Guy 2: "Came way too early just from kissing her. Damn erectile kissfunction!"

by MRBLAUSKY July 10, 2017

erect clit

A woman erect penis

BE CAREFUL CAN BE SENSITIVE :erect clit

by CJ1038 February 6, 2018