Easter

It's a holiday in April in which in the United States it is not a national holiday. It is supposed to be about Jesus resurrection, but then some retarded fucker came up with the idea of an Easter bunny. The idea is that he comes and hides baskets in your house through the front door. My theory is actually proven against the Easter Bunny. If he comes to people's house with an alarm how does he not set off the alarm. Evidence. Second, it is said that he comes into people's yard hiding easter eggs. One, that is creepy. Two, how does he not wake the dogs up and then set off the traps that people living in the country has.

Easter is supposed to be celebrated the right way. With the rate we are going if we dont celebrate Easter it could result in the world ending. Let me show you.

Easter of 2050:

Little boy- Daddy I cant wait to find easter eggs.
Dad- I know son and this year Im going to help find them. Church can wait.

Jesus-I HAVE HAD WITH THESE RETARDED TRADITIONS. GUESS WHAT YOUR ALL GOING TO HELL AND IM ENDING THE WORLD. HAVE A NICE LIFE IN HELL BITCHES>

by One little hellian April 20, 2018

easter show legs

Where your legs are sore from walking to much and get really stiff

I have Easter show legs

by Jack Learmont April 23, 2018

Easter Fools

A rare phenomenon where Easter and April Fools take place on the same day.

Jackson: Did you see that Easter and April fools are gonna be happening on the same day this year?

Matt: Yea, it's gonna be a great Easter Fools.

by Sethtaros May 13, 2018

Easter bunny

An made up bunny who is known for hiding Easter eggs and giving Easter baskets out to children

Oh m g there’s the Easter bunny

by B.123456890😗 May 19, 2018

easter fairy claus

The Easter fairy Claus is a non-existent person/creature used to show how unbelievable something is. Also known as ocean front property in Arizona.

If you believe that line of crap, I'm the Easter Fairy Claus!

by Dj Campbell143 July 19, 2018

Easterbrook Discovery School

"Terrible. I go there and people bully me and the teachers don't care. DON'T GO HERE," AlphaBlazerGaming. This school has weird kids and there is always drama and kids screaming at each other. The teachers are good, but the some of the kids here are crazy devils.

(math class)
girl- I got 65 as my answer.
boy- The hell I got 63!
girl- I don't care get a life!
boy- UGGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
girl- SCUSE ME!
teacher-...sits there and watches...
Easterbrook Discovery School

by APLHARALBERMINGA December 15, 2018

eastery

Something that give off easter vibe or remind you of easter

That baby chicken is so eastery

by WhatMyName March 30, 2019