dwanglonaught

when the reality as you know it exists in reverse

a wind mill "is moved by the wind turns and draws water" but actually it is turned by the water and makes wind

by armin August 26, 2003

Plank-dangler

A Christian. Follower of Christianity ie; dangling off a plank when being crucified.

My Colleague is a Plank-dangler. She is always quoting from the Bible.

by Foxfield May 4, 2009

Floober Dangle

Pronounced FLU-burr dangle

A sex act in which the man sticks his dangle (penis) into a woman's floober (anus), while yelling "floober-doobity-dee!".

Another word for sodomy or butt secks.

Jason totally got a Floober Dangle last night. I could hear him screaming "floober-doobity-dee" from three houses away! Lucky son of a bitch.

by JimmyNarniaFrogNerd January 24, 2011

hoe dangle

A mouthy/cocky bitch who needs to shut up

Hannah was a hoe dangle after repetitive annoyances

by Timothy111 March 10, 2015

Alabama Crab Dangler

Placing ones dick between two females who are scissoring

I came home and my wife and her best friend were scissoring so I proceeded to give them the Alabama Crab Dangler

by NeighborsSwing February 27, 2019

cherry dangler

1.) when poop sticks to your buttcheeks; a dingleberry

i have 7826250250236 cherry danglers hanging from my right butt cheek right now

by jake February 23, 2005

dangles

balls, nuts, sack, DANGLES! closely associated with a jangle or wangle if you will..

"ay boy lemme see your dangles"

"dude where are my dangles?"
"in your pants man!"

"i have 2 dangles on my lower half"

by dooddooddangle July 19, 2009