Dutch dildo

when you shit in a condom and freeze it. then you give it to your girlfriend.

yo my bf gave me a dutch dildo for my birthday. it melted after 5 minutes

by SLUTGURL_69 June 18, 2011

Dutch Rowboat

Very similar to a Dutch Rudder in where one person holds the forearm of the male and moves his hand up in down in order to masturbate him, but with a continuous string of people holding one another's forearms.

Man, I'm upset. I wanted to be next to Jim in the Dutch rowboat, but he was all the way in the front. I was stuck being George's rudder!

by Setheul May 15, 2011

dutch glaze

The crusty remains on your partner's backside after night of anal love exploration.

I was drunk as shit the night before but when I saw the dutch glaze on the ho next to me in the morning I remembered exactly what happened that night.

by Dangerduck April 4, 2009

Dutch McOven

The act of eating multiple McDonalds Big Macs, to the point of getting noxious McGas built up in your colon to such a tremendous degree, that you have the worst smelling farts ever. You then wait until your significant other is vulnerable and not expecting it, and that's when you throw the covers over his/her head and let out that tremendous McFart, thus causing a wave of noxious fumes that cause him/her to Mcwretch uncontrollably.

I Dutch McOvened Baxy, and it was so rank that he ralphed all of the Bud Lite, that he drank at the Vic, all over himself.

by Jame Gum January 15, 2011

Dutch Rodeo

Hybrid between dutch oven and rodeo.
If you're doing the girl from behind, pull the covers over your heads, and release your farts. See how long you can stay on until you get bucked off.

We're at a point in our relationship were he can dutch rodeo me and I'll still love him.

by AplPye May 9, 2011

dutch doorbell

When one man sneaks up behind another (naked perferably) real close. The reach around hitting (ding) him in the penis (dong) making front mans hips thrust backwards onto other mans cock.

Ding Dong, Dutch Doorbell

Pat and Jason loving giving each other dutch doorbells

by taylorham420 August 26, 2012

Dutch Bun in the Oven

Similar to a Dutch Oven, in which one farts under the bed covers and traps a person underneath said covers, forcing them to sniff your vile ass fumes.

With a Dutch Bun in the Oven, you actually have a length of turd hanging out of your asshole, thereby adding potency and immediacy to the oven.

A Dutch Oven shart.

I almost made my girl puke this morning when I trapped her under the covers and sharted out half a turd, screaming DUTCH BUN IN THE OVEN!!!

by mbossss October 21, 2010