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drain the swamp

To 'drain the swamp" is to remove water from a fetid low-lying area to make room for the effluence of your own cesspool.
Donald Trump vowed to drain the swamp in Washington so he could fill it with the stool pigeons of the corrupt corporate elite
by Panoramaman December 21, 2016
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drainer

a person who explores/skates in/sleeps in/travels through underground drains, tunnels or sewers
"did you know john went chroming and graffing in the sewer the other day?"
"yeah, he's a drainer"
by alec lewis August 1, 2007
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Spunk Drain

A person who specifically wants to be either covered in or filled with ejaculate.
"I hope that Spunk Drain doesn't get invited to the party, she'll be fucking and sucking all night."
by PJAD November 2, 2008
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Weed Draft

When you pick up for both yourself and your roommate and have to split the supply evenly but don't have a scale, the two roommates will engage in a "weed draft" to decide who gets which nugs. The rules of the draft are as follows:

1. It must be administered by a neutral party.
2. The two draftees flip a coin to decide who gets to pick first.

3. The first person selects a nug and the second person selects what they believe most equal to that nug size. If no nug is the same size, they may select two or more nugs if they are deemed equal in size by the moderator.
4. The players take turns picking the first nug each round.

5. When the pile dwindles to just 4 or 5 nugs, the remaining weed must be split evenly as a collective to guarentee fair play. Rocks paper scissors then decides who gets to pick first from the final split.

6. Ideally, once the piles have been distributed, another third party, absent during the draft, will come to judge whether or not the piles are evenly distributed.
7. Smoke.
Jack went to pick up for himself and Jill at the well. Upon returning, the two needed to split their weed order in half but did not have a scale. Thus, to evenly distribute the weed, Jack and Jill engaged in a weed draft.
by weed fan December 19, 2012
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Belly draft

While sleeping, the cold sensation felt on one's belly, caused when pajamas or night shirt rides up during sleep, exposing the belly to a cold draft of air in comparison to the rest of the warm goodness provided by the covers. Counteracted/prevented by tucking in said pajamas or night shirt.
My pajamas became twisted in the covers and I had to retuck to get rid of the belly draft. belly pajamas sleep
by ABMFAPP March 31, 2017
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the draino

answers the age old question of how does one piss the shit out of a girl... one begins to fuck a girl in the ass while head and shoulders are on the ground and her ass is up in the air. (very often seen in porn) then one spreads her gaping asshole and pees into her colon. If the pooplets are bouyant enough they will float to the top and spill over, thus pissing the shit out of her. This is an example of unclogging her. other draino definitions explain just the opposite, or some action clogging. Draino is an acid used to unclog, damnit!
see above definition for example. it is possible to do actually perform this. If when fucking a girl in the ass, you see shit on your cock, try the draino and unclog her pooplets. we dont want her to be constipated
by ma-the dude March 24, 2007
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drafterglow

In fantasy sports, most commonly fantasy football, a condition where the owner is so happy with their team right after the draft that they already have a place picked out for the trophy. A false sense of euphoria which is usually followed by a last place finish and ridicule from others who remember what a moron you looked like on draft day.
1. Mo had a serious case of drafterglow. I mean he did get Tomlinson, but the rest of his team is a disaster!
by SheikYerbuti September 8, 2007
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