Doobs

The silent guy who never texts on your group text thread

When is the last time doobs responded on this text thread. Doobs you alive?

by Ohhhohhh March 3, 2024

Doobsken

A synonym for a "joint" typically strong marijuana. With a filter.

"So Sass mate lit the doobsken" - Big Lez

by Jack Hoffmi-son April 25, 2024

doof doof

Music you listen to when you need to let that big drop go in the toilet on a Wednesday afternoon.

Libby: God I need to go to the bathroom but it won’t come out
Farrin: Do you need my doof doof playlist?
Libby: Sure that’d great! And it’s Wednesday afternoon!!

by Youalreadyknow_ June 5, 2024

doofin smurfin

The word to want to commit die but in a more light way.

I wanna doofin smurfin rn

by bobbiemcdylan June 24, 2024

doofenshmirtzian

A past so tragic yet obscure that it is found comical. Akin to Dr. Doofenshmirtz from Phineas and Ferb.

“In hindsight me eating raw onions/potatoes in the morning because no one was watching me then them acting like it was quirky is doofenshmirtzian in nature”

by Grop June 28, 2024

Doofish

Adjective. Describing a moment or action that is silly, foolish, or just plain ridiculous; as a result of a lapse in judgment or common sense. Synonyms: goofy, ditzy, airheaded.

"I sent an email to my boss with the subject line 'Hey Boo' instead of 'Hey Bob'—so doofish!"

"I tried to do a backflip off the diving board, but ended up belly-flopping into the pool—definitely a doofish move."

"I wanted to impress my crush by speaking French, but instead of saying 'Je t'aime' (I love you), I said 'J'aime le fromage' (I love cheese)—tellement doofish!"

by nexzed October 6, 2024

Doofenshmirtz Hero Incorporated

A now closed division of Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated featuring superheroes.

"Remember Doofenshmirtz Hero Incorporated?"

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024