Doctor Hymen Nucleus is the alter ego of people joshed out of their fucking mind on Jager bombs. Usually defined by a penchant for loud blazers, bowling shoes, sparkly bandanas and furry hats. The good doctor tends to fuck filipinos and dance semi nude for homosexuals.
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as in when someone overwhelms you with facts (and explanations) that you already or do not already know.
Doctor: You've got a small dick.
Ronald: Really? What does that mean?
Doctor: It means your IQ is below average.
Ronald: Ohhh.
Doctor: Doctored!
Ronald: Really? What does that mean?
Doctor: It means your IQ is below average.
Ronald: Ohhh.
Doctor: Doctored!
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Get the Doctors, Lawyers, or Indian Chiefs mug.Obscenely crude and sexual, it is the act in which a man or woman stuffs a woman's vagina with so much clove it'll make her look pregnant -- (Clove being one of the main ingredients in seasoning ham). After she can no longer contain anymore clove the man or woman plays doctor and delivers the clove baby. Thus making him or her the Ham Doctor.
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