Buyer Dissatisfaction

When you pay a prostitute for sex and they cannot get you to orgasm.

"This bitch was sucking me off and she was so shit i got buyer dissatisfaction!"

by JanesGal November 9, 2022

dissy

The word a man uses to describe a top worn by a female that exposes a lot of her chest

Man: Hey thats a really nice.. err.. Dissy you've got on!
Woman: Err.. Thanks!!

by Nikki_x September 16, 2006

Dissown

Where you are dissed and owned at the same time.

First person: "Boom Headshot Bitch!!!!"
Sencond person: "Shit, you didn't just dissown me."

by Da Wolf December 13, 2008

dissdig

Telly from Larry Clark's 1995 film, KIDS, asked the bodega cashier if he had 'dissdig' as a distraction, so that Casper can steal a 40oz. dissdig is also a New York City based street wear brand taking its namesake from the movie. (www.dissdig.com)

"You happen to have dissdig?" "dissdig, i'm curious, do you have it?"

by dissdigny May 24, 2013

major dissasterificageness

Pronounced: May-jor Dis-ast-er-if-ic-age-ness
Pretty much means: Realy flicking bad ... Or we're screwed

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Stephen- Chemistry exam tomorrow uh?
Jamie- Major dissasterificageness!

by Jamie Duncan April 30, 2008

dissin' ma hoe

To insult someone by 'dissing' their girlfriend.

Harry: Yo cunt what the fuck are you doin' with that ugly bitch, man, she's a fuckin' minger, ya get me?
Dave: Shut ya mouf mate if you're dissin' ma hoe i'm gonna fuckin' twat ya, ya get me?

by Trenounde May 13, 2004

dissibblerwobbler

A very fat disabled person.

"Look at that minging dissibblerwobbler!"

by Shylock Cohen September 9, 2003