Diaper Viper

When you lay a mad heat log that is long and smells like it was injected with venom.

Holy shit man! I went to use the bathroom and someone left a huge diaper viper coiled up there.

by dirtymurbag September 16, 2021

Diaper Genie

A husband or Spouse that asks a shitty wish from one another. Usually a parent with years of dealing with kids asking for junk.

Hunny Babe do you think im a " diaper genie" or what?

by Gee Coutur February 24, 2025

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.

“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlynn Benet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Didn’t she shit herself at a Kent State frat party?”

by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020

Diaper Miner

mouth breathers who spend an inordinate amount of time digging around inside their diapers for shit (both real and metaphorical) to spout, eat or sniff.

QAnon rally today gathered together a large group of diaper miners to eagerly listen to their manipulators warn them about the deep state lizard people taking their guns and giving their Muslim dogs abortions.

by Macro Anon October 15, 2020

Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.

Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.

by Tan Stan September 28, 2023

try diaper

Needed in online gaming. Players put them on getting ready to use teamwork, tactics, and well-placed shots. The other team recognizes this and proceeds to dominate the tryhards, thus making the effort look like childsplay.

Let's all put on our try diapers this round and stop playing like shit.

by lekhusta December 4, 2013