David

All david's are cute and kool.
Did you hear what her mum called david?

If its a david it must have been cute and kool!
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DAVID: "Beloved"

Root: Racist angel hating King of Old Testament

Nephilim fearing marksman King David gained warrior status by killing a giant with one blow between the eyes

In yoga, raising your kundalini energy is a kind of spiritual experience is famously termed "unlocking the "lock of the beloved" or coiled one.
Christians call this "receiving the Holy Spirit". This is also why Christ is referred to as being from the "house of David, or root of David" and bearing the seal of the star of David....which is signified as a masculine force(the right side up pyramid) and a feminine force (the cup or downward facing pyramid) coming together as ONE ..meaning "Union" with the divine.

Seeing a "David" in spiritual ascension with dancing flames as a pairing of male and female energies denotes harmony, balance, alignment of higher self, and clearing of a root chakra blockage.

When we "unlock" the curl of the "beloved", we transition. It is the holy spirits decent on the spiritless tyrant.

A parent should pick ANY other name for their child besides "David". "David" may be a fine name, not a name I would use due to all the associations with mystical spiritual experiences religious experiences.

David is still a pretty be-lovable yet highly flawed guy. This makes his serious jerk nature all the more humorous, because he can be scared of his own shadow, even with all those slingshots and stones.
"That guy David should watch where he aims his slingshot."
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Usually a Big Nibba eats alot, baby dick, laughs at his own jokes and wears bootleg clothes and uses his Dad's rent money to buy junk food.
David is fat.
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noun. A nice boy who is extremely whipped when in a relationship.
David is whipped.
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A man who is overly homosexual, usually terrible at video games and poker
Wow you cant even finish the second level? What a David...
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That David over there has small hands!
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Hypebeast and always looking fly, David is the type of lad to fuck yo bitch and suck her toes. A scholar to heart and man of science, David spends way too much time studying bio. David got the freshest gear and the dirtiest ears. This nigga got the patchiest beard.
Shaggyass, bring dat ass here, David
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