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dart

The action of farting out of your dick; hence a dick fart.
my dart smells so bad
by john the jizzer richards September 19, 2022
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Darted

Anyone who believes in NASA’s ridiculous Double Asteroid Redirection Test.
She decided to search the web for information on how to debunk a conspiracy theory and now she is darted.
by MrEMeat October 7, 2022
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Dart

If you go to college, this is the word used for cigarettes. Darts are more fun than cigarettes because you often smoke them with a group of people on the roof of a frat house or on a random balcony.
“Hey! Wanna go smoke a dart?”
Hell yeah.”
by macyray January 2, 2022
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Darting

Yeah, I could tell from the eyes darting from side to side when he talks. Hilarious!
Hym "Ha! I was just watching a video of him explaining inflation and I noticed the eyes darting side to side when he talks and I'm like 'He must have Asperger's. That must be an Asperger's thing!'. I guess I was right! Good job me! Good job other me. I'm like a brilliant diagnostician. Maybe I can get him to hire me to pass him his meds in the morning. He probably gets that good shit. Those Vyvanse. I have previous experience. Both with Vyvanse and passing meds. I also have the names of several cheap prostitutes. I'd be like the brothel madam! Except I don't look like The Defiler from Spawn!"

Iam "Will you stop?"

Hym "No. I won't. Shit, for enough money, I'll sit and watch him fuck his wife and then spend all day every day parroting the noises they make. Or I can find someone else. I know a cuckold. We'll Travis involved. He's probably better at it anyway. But remember, you're not allowed to hate my fucking guys for the shit I do and say behind your back and to your face. Cus, in retrospect, that would me YOU a hypocrite. Wouldn't it? If you hated me for the things I said and did in the same way I hate that fucking worthless cripple and that goddamn whore? That would make you just like me. Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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open dart surgery

The act of tampering with a pack of cigarettes by removing the tobacco cigarettes and replacing them with herbal ones, typically in an effort to scam a mate.

Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
“How’d you get all that cash mate?”
Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
by pojke June 4, 2022
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Portuguese Lung Dart

Where did Manny go?…I think he went outside to look at the stars and smoke a Portuguese Lung Dart.
by Gabagool December 15, 2021
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dart about it

A commonly used phrase among Canadian construction workers to ask if they would like to mow things over and take a smoke break at the same time.
We've been at it about an hour here boys... Dart about it?
by Ju1ceboi December 17, 2021
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