by Souldriver5440 April 05, 2020
Code to represent the three most prominent sexualities. A person has one dress shoe if they are bisexual, two dress shoes if they are homosexual, and no dress shoes if they are straight.
OMG, that guy definitely has dress shoes.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
I can't believe he told me he only has one dress shoe when he LITARALLY HAS TWO.
by ISWEARIMNOTAHOMOSEXUAL May 08, 2021
something so rare as to be effectively hypothetical. Far more difficult to find than a needle in a haystack but not quite as preposterous as finding a sasquatch or extra terrestrial.
by BigWu July 29, 2022
This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022
On October 17th you the reader will dress like your significant other for the entirety of that day，matching with a similar or exact replica of a common outfit they’re known for wearing.
“Why are you dressed like your boyfriend today?”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”
“Oh didn’t you hear? Todays dress like your s/o day”
by Youlovecoco October 12, 2022
The best song by singer,songwriter Chloe moriondo. It is the 7th track on her 2022 album SUCKERPUNCH
Someone: OMG OMG did you listen to Chloe moriondos new song?
You: No, what's it called?
Someone: DRESS UP and it is life changing
You: No, what's it called?
Someone: DRESS UP and it is life changing
by Emerals February 21, 2023
A variation of the traditional show ball. When you let a guy cum in your mouth, pretend to brush your teeth, go to you parent's house for three days before the wedding, show up at the wedding, and when the priest says "you may kiss the bride," you spit he cum back into their mouth during the kiss. Bonus points if they cum in their pants.
Last weekend I married the love of my life and she White Dress Snow Balled me. She really gave me a mouthful!
by SCR69 December 24, 2023