Diaper Cake

it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake

I looked up "diaper cake" and am disappointed that it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake and not a cake that looks like a diaper

by Yonkers Homeboy January 18, 2019

Doo doo diaper headass nigga

When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.

Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.

Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!

Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.

Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.

Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!

Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco Macías Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam

by Peanut Butter & Bukkake February 1, 2024

wee diaper bank

Wee Diaper Bank is when during sex, you surprise the other person by grabbing them and wearing them as a diaper and intensely shit or urinate while wearing your diaper and yell surprise during.

I can't wait to shock Jonathan tonight with a "wee diaper bank." He won't see it coming when I empty on him and yell "Surprise!"

by MrsStealYourKill February 27, 2025

Diaper Squat

A common pose that people perform when wearing an adult diaper, typically while or after the use of the diaper.

Ew, that guy did a diaper squat in this video.

by Dontreadmypseudonym September 30, 2021

Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.

This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back

by Melmanfort April 15, 2025

diaper wiper

A parent of an infant.

You two won't be diaper wipers for long!

by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018