A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 4, 2022
Get the Dakotamug. Person 1: “Hey bud! Heard you bought a van today! What did you get?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
Person 2: “Dodge Dakota Club Cab.”
Person 1: “😵 💫 huh?”
by Papazpizza2 April 20, 2023
Get the Dodge Dakota Club Cabmug. Dakotas are the sweetest people ever. They are kind and compassionate and just so absolutely beautiful they make you wanna break down and cry because of how happy they make you. She makes me happy. I Love you Dakota <3
by Ur mom sped March 4, 2021
Get the Dakotamug. 
by Odöslwöaäöykj May 12, 2023
Get the Dakota crossmug. by tayderzi July 6, 2021
Get the tay’s dakotamug. An amazing, funny, sweet, cute, and awesome person. They are great at romance tips and are always getting their friends a s/o. They like weird things and are very very insecure. The best boyfriend ever to exist. They are a good friend to rely on at all times. They think little of themselves when they have a lot to enjoy. They are dirty with close people they enjoy to be around. Dakota's also caring for others and is a shoulder for you to cry on when you need it.
by urmumgay0719 February 7, 2019
Get the Dakotamug.