Daft

Warning: This word is British do not even think of saying and or uttering this word in Freeworld America
Note: If a friend is insane enough to say the word Daft it is important that you ask him to refrain from saying such words and stop being a damned Brit

Girl: you guys are so Daft
Jim: what the hell does daft mean
greg: who cares its British and she's a damned Brit

by 7evin June 25, 2008

daft cow

Another term for an Aspen.

Jeez Aspen, why are you being such a daft cow?

by Ezsetthane November 22, 2016

daftwell

an adjective used to describe that someone is half crazy, and half genious, but just the right amount.

Most philosophers are daftwell.

by Zach B. February 11, 2004

daffy-davit

An affidavit used in a court case or administrative proceeding which takes substantial liberties with the truth, and contains gross exaggerations or over-simplifications, or is missing significant relevant facts needed to render the document genuinely truthful.

"He would never have gotten out of paying child support if not for that trumped-up daffy-davit his boss wrote."

by Ledbatz February 29, 2008

daffable

To daffle someone: To confuse or befundle

You are a daffable person because you told me easter was on April 1st.

by Samlovesdaffable April 11, 2009

Dafort

Person who is amazing at the sport of bowling, at the same time having a playboy level of "over 9000"

We all wish we were a Dafort

by Nighttoy August 9, 2012

Daffy Duck

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021