Chronic Dry Balls

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.

I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.

by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017

Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit

A:How'r u doin

B:what?
A:Sorry i Have Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder

by satcheltotheface October 12, 2017

chronic bitch face syndrome

Where there’s nothing wrong with you but everybody thinks there is because you have a bitch face

Omg that girl is always looking at me wrong . I think she has chronic bitch face syndrome

by ItsWugga December 31, 2017

Chronic Meat Tickler

A person who masturbates frequently.

"Mate, you are a chronic meat tickler."

by The Great Great Wise One June 19, 2018

Chronic Ash Syndrome

Chronic ash syndrome is affected by many, but most specifically the black community, and people of color. Ashiness is something that is obviously seen on a black person/a darker skinned person of color because of their chocolate or caramel skin, so many other people have never had to experience it. This syndrome can be self-diagnosed because you are usually born an ashy human being. Once ashy, always ashy.

Tiffany: Let's play tic-tac-to!
Stacy: Omg Stacy what a good idea! But where?
Tiffany: Lets just play it on your leg since you have Chronic Ash Syndrome
Stacy: So true!! Good idea !

by HelloItsMeMimi May 21, 2018

chronicity

When one tries to sound smart by taking a word everyone know (chronic) and necessarily changes it (chronicity)

We don't yet understand the chronicity of the disease

by Ray Finkle Lacesout December 6, 2018

Chronic Earworm Syndrome

A very annoying mental issue. If you often wake up with your favorite song in your head and it makes it much harder to go back to sleep, you probably have it. Also, a new song would have to automatically drive out the previous one so that you have one going around up there 24/7.

My love for music has gone too far. I think I have Chronic Earworm Syndrome (CES).

by Bobuzan December 9, 2018