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Crunchy

Used to describe a very awkward situation. Differs from other use of being "all natural" . This use is more "the situation isn't smooth" aka it's crunchy.
Veronica found out Samantha was fucking her husband, it was crunchy to be there when it went down.
by MistaSinista January 11, 2019
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Crunchy

basically just another slang for weed. Used mostly by fat people to describe the texture of the marijuana
me: yo you like this shit?

Friend: yeah, it’s crunchy
by goshiesgirl February 13, 2019
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Crunchy

To be whack or crazy. Something is just unreal or stupid. Like cringey but crunchy is a whole new level
Yooo did you see how the teacher was acting, it was so crunchy bro.

Bro that's crunchy.
its crunchy dude.
by FeenAndCrunch March 12, 2019
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Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin
I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today
by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019
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crunchy

not a particular political stance crunchy or crunchy Moms are left wing liberals to right wing pro- lifers.Crunchy is more referring to being informed enlightened by research and information leading to ones on health consciousness.Crunchy prefer recycling, cloth diapers, eating healthy vegan or vegetarian or free range.
Crunchy Moms love yoga, health smoothies. The are informed on health issues and chose natural child birth, having a doula and using cloth diapers on the children.
by Divine Doula June 24, 2019
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Crunchy

1.Used to describe something awesome and altogether worth consumption.
2. Used to describe a person's attitude as ornery or excitable
1.Does this nug look crunchy to you?
That hug was crunchy.
This dinner was feckin crunchy.
This beat is crunchy.

2. What a crunchy bitch
My adolescent child/puppy is being crunchy.
Why do you say such crunchy things?
by Clockwork Phoenix July 14, 2019
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Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
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