Crumsnatcher

a WOMAN and only a WOMAN that consistently trys to get whatever she can from a man
clothes, money, weed, food , hair did , nails did, cigs, beer, etc.
BITCH GET A JOB!

jenny: "can yu please buy me food just this once i promise il pay yu back?"
derek:" Go get a job with yo ol crumsnatching ass bitch, fuckin crumsnatchers"

by derlik my balls May 17, 2011

crumbly hash

the original state of the well known drug named, cannabis.
often smoked whilst the joint is being clenched by another parties bum cheeks. Smoke is then traditionally blown into somebodys face.

eyup cocker, why dunt tha bend oer nd let me enjoy this crumbly hash?

by aligee02 June 12, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.

by Raven May 28, 2004

crumbelievability

the believability of something. made by stephen colbert

the crumbelievability of that is pretty low

by alex14 August 24, 2006

muffin crumbs

this is some animate or inanimate object stuck in the pubic hair of a girl's genital area. This can be anything from a condom wrapper, post it note, lint, E. coli to an old sucker.

I was going down on this girl until I found out she had a bunch of muffin crumbs, and then I decided to get tested.

by LuxBc June 30, 2007

Poop Crumbs

The remaining shreds of poop that are hard to get to after wiping from a nice dry poop

-hey chase, how was your poop?
-good, but i think i'll find a few poop crumbs a little later
-that's too bad. maybe you should have wiped better

by andrew speraaa April 26, 2009

dutch crumb donut

v. The act of pulling out of messy anal sex and flinging the residue on your lover.

She forgot to take a dump before I cornholed her, so to get her back for her lack of hygiene, I gave her a dutch crumb donut.

by Dark Lord Zerbos October 23, 2004