crock of crap

Jim's attempt to intimidate.

Jim thinks he's going to be win the biggest loser but in fact his trash talk is a crock of crap.

by trespalms August 8, 2014

THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

crock

a crooked penis

Dan Batcha told us he had a crooked penis so we called him a dirty crock

by m j f February 15, 2004

crock pot

A crock pot is releasing a loose stool while bathing with another person.

How many times have you been in a bathtub or a jacuzzi with a girl after having a few drinks and you have to take a massive shit? Do your business, get out of the tub and yell CROCK POT BITCH!
Can anyone say beef stew?!

by frankieeee September 23, 2006

Crock Pot

When your spooning with a girl, and you manage to slip your penis inside her vagina and you both fall asleep, and it just sits in there and marinates, just like a crock pot.

"Man I was so tired last night I got behind my girl and managed to get it in, but we just crock potted because we were so tired.

by BigFellow2010 November 8, 2009

Croc

A croc is a girl who is either ugly, gross, fat, trashy, slutty, or any combination of the previous.
No one respects Croc shoes because they are useless shoes.. Just like no one respects girls with any of the previously listed qualities.
A true croc is also a girl who is 'walked on'- just like the real shoe.

Cody: Wow, look at that ugly girl funnelling vodka.
Nate: She's a total croc!

Cody: The only reason that 28 year old is dating that 16-year-old trailer trash slut is so he can get laid whenever he wants.
Nate: Not my croc, not my problem.

by paysaybay11 May 16, 2011

Betty Crocker

A female ho or slut likes it hard and long.
"Moist, easy, and ready to spread."

With the coin I'm spending, she better be all betty crocker tonight.

by D Ska October 16, 2008