squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie, and wiggles around in it.

Other terms for it are "Full Moon Moon Pie", "Boston Creme Splat", and "Dutch Apple Ass".

"Daniel would make these... well, "fetish videos" for his friend, nothing illegal mind you."
"And what would he do in them?"
"Y'know... squat cobbler. What, you mean to tell me that you're a cop, and you don't know what squat cobbler is?"

by N1nDr0id August 21, 2016

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Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

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Fresh Clobber

New clothes. Clothes which were bought for a 15 year old lad by his mum for £70 from sports direct. Usually go out of trend within a month.

Fresh clobber Matt lad 😍😍

by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016

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Randall Cobb

A guy who has fun, smokes weed, and gets the layyydeeeez.

Randall Cobb does drugs! He's so cool!

by Poopooman February 1, 2017

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Ja-cobb Gobbler

Humorous misspelling of the name Jacob which refers to a a person of Mexican descent who enjoys stuffing Cobbs or male genitalia in their mouth repeatedly

Wow Ja-cobb gobbler really swallowed up all those penises and now is in the hospital with puncture wounds to the back of his throat

by Have you ever danced with the April 16, 2017

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