Someone who walks around with a perpetual sneer on their face, thinks they're better than everyone else and makes fun of people in the most vulnerable ways possible to give themselves a feeling of superiority. This expression works best when used as a submodifier for other derrogatory words like faggot, ass, boot-licker or bonehead.
Will: Evan, I am sick to death of your attitude. You even criticise and make fun of people much older than you. You think you're God's gift to the Earth. Even the way you walk makes me sick.
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
Evan: What do you want from me man?
Will: Just be polite! Is that so hard, you crap-eating faggot?
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After I lost my 5th ipod nano that cost $300 and lasted 20 minutes on battery, I got a sansa crap technology for $20 that lasts 5 hours on battery.
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I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.
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Get the fat crap mug.(Noun) The pubes that surround your asshole and as you shit, grab pieces of the shit to collect. These crap grabbers help to create skid marks to remind who is boss.
(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.
(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.
(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.
(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.
Johnny was sitting on his toilet pushing out crap, as he did the crap grabbers had a field day coating themselves. Later Johnny found he had a major skid mark.
The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.
Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.
The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.
Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.
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