The mother of all craps.
I really had to shit and I had no idea why. Soon enough I realized that for lunch I had those beefy tacos at school. This was going to be a King Crap.
by Handful of Peter December 3, 2011
Get the King Crapmug. Somebody who joins an online match, and then proceeds to go AFK for most or all of the game.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.
A host or player in a lobby who remains AFK so nobody else can play.
Example 1: "No wonder we're losing, we got a crap kid who hasn't even left spawn!"
Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."
Example 2: Player 1: "Where's our medic?"
Player 2: "We don't have one, he's a crap kid."
by Adolf Lincoln May 10, 2018
Get the Crap Kidmug. Some who ignores you when you yell hello. The you call her crap and tell her it's a nice flower. Her sidekick is a suitcase. Fuck her and the suitcase!!!!!!
by CharliD'melio8888 April 22, 2021
Get the Crap Ladymug. 1. an expression used when something doesn't go your way
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
2. can be used in place of "oh crap!"
3. an expression of amazement or utter astonishment
(All examples must be read with a strong Northern American/Canadian accent)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"
(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
1. Friend: "Hey man, your package didn't come in the mail today." Me: "Well crap on a crabtree!"
2. "Oh crap on a crabtree I forgot to pay the gas bill!"
3. Friend: "Hey man I finally finished that project I was working on." Me: "Well crap on a crappy ole crabtree in crappy ole Minnesota! I can't believe it!"
(For this last one you can use the name of any northern US state/Canadian province known for having a strong accent in place of "Minnesota" such as, but not limited to: Michigan, Wisconsin, Ontario etc...)
by Rudypoohzen July 12, 2013
Get the crap on a crabtreemug. (Noun) The pubes that surround your asshole and as you shit, grab pieces of the shit to collect. These crap grabbers help to create skid marks to remind who is boss.
(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.
(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.
(Verb) anyone or anything that takes the action of grabbing crap.
(Adj) Someone or something described because they like grabbing things of crap.
Johnny was sitting on his toilet pushing out crap, as he did the crap grabbers had a field day coating themselves. Later Johnny found he had a major skid mark.
The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.
Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.
The local bums were crap grabbing at the pile of shit near the dumpster.
Frank is crap grabber who smells like a bucket full crap.
by Mr WordSmith March 18, 2014
Get the crap grabbermug. A term for a list of moves in four-square where the defending square has little to no chance of successfully countering. (Fireballs, Corner Shots, Cherry Bombs) Often considered unfair and illegal.
Shouted by the audience in a school tournament when a ref misses an illegal move.
Shouted by the audience in a school tournament when a ref misses an illegal move.
That is Savage-Crap!!! He had no chance!!!
by Scotty BB October 19, 2016
Get the Savage-Crapmug. When the bathroom smells so bad, you don't know if your roommate forgot to flush but, the only way to find out is to go in there.
"The bathroom has reeked for an hour now, there must be a unflushed deuce in the bowl."
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
"Then go in there and flush it if you're so sure."
"I don't wanna be the one who opens the door to Schrodinger's Crap!"
by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020
Get the Schrodinger's Crapmug.