Perfect Coward

A term for one who represses their true emotions and feelings, runs away or distracts themselves from their problems, and fakes an overly confident, careless persona as escapism, trying to convince themselves and others that they have everything under control.

It's typically due to being afraid of failure, conflict, intimacy, abandonment, their own emotions, losing control and/or showing insecurity, weakness or imperfection.

It was coined by @twofacedboyfail on tumblr as a MOGAI personality descriptor, but also with intentions to become a name for this character archetype

"Jax from TADC is a Perfect Coward"

by someonemakingdefinitionzzzz December 24, 2025

Trump Cowardice Syndrome (TCS)

A political condition, also called TCS, in which devotion to Donald Trump mutates from ordinary partisanship into cringing obedience, marked by public groveling, private panic, and Olympic-level rationalization.

Symptoms include:
--Defending things you swore were disqualifying five minutes ago.
--Smiling politely while being insulted, mocked, or thrown under the bus.
--Repeating talking points that visibly pain you to say out loud.
--Sudden loss of spine whenever Trump posts in ALL CAPS.
--Calling it “strategy” when it is clearly fear.
--Nodding along while being humiliated, then insisting it was actually a 4D chess move.

“Elise Stefanik burned down her House career chasing Trump’s approval, only to get snubbed for UN Ambassador, shoved out of Congress, and quietly iced out of the New York governor’s race. Trump Cowardice Syndrome (TCS) is torching your future for a pat on the head that never comes.”

“Marjorie Taylor Greene spent years humiliating herself in blind loyalty, defending everything no matter how indefensible. The moment she pushed back on Trump over Jeffrey Epstein, he turned on her and threatened her son. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is discovering loyalty only flows one way, and dissent gets punished immediately.”

“Lauren Boebert stayed loyal, loud, and obedient. Trump still vetoed legislation just to punish her over support for releasing the Epstein files -- cancelling a critical water project in her district. Trump Cowardice Syndrome means learning that devotion does not protect you or the people you represent.”

“Mike Pence gave Trump absolute loyalty for four years. When Trump demanded he break the Constitution, Pence refused. Trump publicly trashed him and left him to face a mob chanting for his execution. Trump Cowardice Syndrome is believing obedience guarantees safety.”

by RepAZ January 2, 2026

Doing crack with cowards

What Bart's said one time

"Better see some of you cowards out tonight
Have a crack"

"You doing crack with cowards?"

by Bazdanklord420 December 6, 2019

Hot Dick Coward

A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.

Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.

by Parsil March 22, 2020

Peeping Punk Bitch Coward Crew

A crew in North County San Diego that consists of cowards named Peeping Ethan, Peeping Dan, Peeping Christopher, Peeping Mark, to name a few that stalk you, terrorize you, and follow you everywhere claiming they are untouchable. They don't respect anyone's privacy, They are the biggest posers ever due to the fact they want you to believe they know everyone you do, and try and convince you that those people are all talking shit about you so you will get in fights with your friends and family as well as claiming to be anyone that would make you become their bitch so they can just command you around to do crazy shit so they can sit back and watch your social life go downhill for their own entertainment. Truly they really are just a bunch of worthless losers with nothing else to do to but talk shit to you from afar. The are such cowards that they wont even talk shit to your face. They fly drones with FLIR and peeping tom technology. They have no interest in anything other than creeping on people and causing chaos in peoples lives for their own sick pleasure. Completing their sick personalities are narcissism, sociopath behavior, and paranoid schizophrenic tendencies.

Me: I cant even take a shit or shower without the Peeping Punk Bitch Coward Crew stalking and peeping on me, what should I do?
You: Don't worry they will eventually screw themselves over and get caught cause they are so reckless due to the fact they think they are untouchable.

by Anti-Stalker April 22, 2020

Social Media Coward

An extremely weak and insecure individual that blocks someone they have an issue with on social media and then proceeds to use that same social media platform to post negative status updates or emotional rants directed at the person(s) they blocked. The social media coward engages in these acts on the assumption that the person(s) they are referencing and taking "shots" at likely will not see posts nor be able to respond.

See also, "Internet Coward"

Jack was dumped by Jill at Starbucks this morning. Afterwards, Jack went home, cried, and posted several status updates on Facebook directed at Jill explaining why he had to break up with her. Being the social media coward that he is, Jack blocked Jill on Facebook so she could not respond and tell the truth, thus Jack was able to successfully play the victim.

by FloorBageo January 21, 2021

Jamie Donelle Cowan

Audacious..Jamie d, my best friend, the smartest woman I've ever known, a walking dictionary, my peace, my strength when I'm weak, a great adventurer, trouble in all the right ways!!

Did y'all see that Jamie donelle cowan moon tonight, it's beautiful!!

That test is on a Jamie donelle cowan level!

by Whiskeyflowers July 1, 2023