1) pronounciation of the word crap with the r as a w. often used in reference to video games and/ or d&d/ magick cards
"hey simon what are you gunna read us today"
"a comparaison of darkness and evil exempwified by many diffewent stages of metwoid pwime in which samus awan is the hewo"
"did you remember your script?
"oh Cwap!"
the definition of "cwapface" was derived by a certain being who had no comback to such sayings as "im over it," "dont worry about it," and the oh so famous "whatever." no one ever really responds to that unless it was like forced to create another lame conversation. so thus the birth of the word "cwap face" was born. Although it doesn't really correctly follow the english spelling, it was derived by a loser kid that i happen to talk to, and well. it just hit me that there are other people like him that might want to use that word.
goth girl: im over it jupark 001: cwapface
goth girl: what? whatever
jupark 001: cwap face
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*